Sex Is A Crude Substitute For Tango | Gildan T-Shirt

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Add some fun to your dance wardrobe with this funny tango design or give it as the perfect gift.

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Description

Sex by itself can be an empty, never quite enough experience.

Sex with a partner one is creating their life with is a wonderful experience. The familiarity with each other. The desire to please. Knowing it goes both ways.

Tango has the deeper aspects of sex with a life partner without the commitment. And it is nearly as satisfying.

So, is tango better than sex?

You decide.

In the meantime, wear this shirt. Maybe it will help you find out.

  • Gildan – Softstyle T-Shirt – 64000
  • Original artwork by Lonn Holiday
  • 4.5 oz., pre-shrunk 100% ringspun cotton
  • 30 singles
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves
  • Quarter-turned
  • Taped neck and shoulder
  • Three-quarter inch seamless collar
  • Tearaway label
  • Heathers are 35/65 cotton/polyester
  • Sport Grey and Antiques are 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Graphite Heather is 50/50 cotton/polyester

“If you get all tangled up, just tango on.” ― Al Pacino in Scent of Woman

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LJHoliday

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SCTBT

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Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28

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